I’m Sending Out W-2s to All the People in My Business Tee

I’m sending out W-2s to all the people in my business. 😂

Because apparently, everybody wants to clock in, collect a paycheck, and work a full shift in somebody else’s business.

This tee is for the woman who has officially decided that other people’s opinions, commentary, and unsolicited involvement are not part of her job description. You don't have to explain yourself, defend every decision, or keep up with who has something to say. Sometimes the best response is simply to mind your business—and let everybody else mind theirs.

With a little workplace humor and a whole lot of attitude, this tee is the perfect way to say “stay in your lane” without actually having to say it.

Wear it when you're grabbing coffee, running errands, hanging out with friends, heading to a casual workday, or simply existing in your unbothered era.

It's comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to get a few laughs—and maybe a few nervous looks from the people who know exactly what the shirt means. 👀

No meetings. No explanations. No open positions.

Just a friendly reminder:

If you’re going to be all up in my business, you might as well clock in. Your W-2 is coming. 😂✨